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Fortune Cookies

Updated: October 24, 2008, 10:37 AM ET

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I like Chinese food. In fact, I'm pretty sure I could live off egg rolls and sesame beef. But to me, one of the best things about going to a Chinese restaurant is the fortune cookie you get with the bill. I guess it's designed to take the sting out of having to pay.

Last week my fortune read (and I am not making this up), "Do not give a man a fish, but teach him how to fish."

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