The bassin' man's Christmas wish list

Since Christmas is just around the corner, and since your old lady is probably thinkin' of givin' you stuff you don't want, like paint brushes and lawn mowers, we thought we'd put together a list of this year's hottest holiday gifts for the bassin' man. Merry Christmas!
— Harry 'N' Charlie

Amazon Worm Dunk
This superconcentrated, fish attractin' dunk is home brewed in small batches by Amazon headhunters and imported in limited quantities to discriminatin' American bass fishermen. It's the latest rage among all the top pros! Expensive? You bet — a 1-ounce bottle costs a hundred bucks, but believe me, the bass in these parts have never smelled nothin' like it! Caution: Don't spill any, or your boat will smell like a dead possum! (Amazon Worm Dunk USA, P.O. Box 123, Noxious, ND 89276)

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